Feng Shui and the Conquistador-Sized Bed

Cartoon of the Day:

Feng Shui doesn’t like king-sized beds, but what about this one?

New Yorker Conquistador Bed Cartoon

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The caption reads:

“As I recall, you’re the one who insisted on a conquistador-sized mattress.”

The couple is soooo far apart in bed — and in life, it seems — that they even need two separate pieces of art over their heads!

It’s an exaggeration, but really isn’t so far off from what can happen to a relationship in a king-sized bed*.

Do you agree that is cozy always better? ;)



(Cartoon courtesy of The New Yorker magazine. The cartoon spread over two pages — my apologies for the visible tear down the center!)

* Find out more here about the Feng Shui of king-sized beds.